Barack Obama Loves Cats So Much, Adopts 30 Cats

Washington — A local hero came out of the crowd today at the Humane Animal Shelter Society of Washington, where local resident Barack Obama adopted 30 cats of various breeds and ages during a charity event.

Adopting the cats was absolutely free, but taking care of the cats will be a major endeavour.

A local bystander claims that Obama could not decide on which cat to take home, and eventually decided to just take them all.

When asked what Obama planned to do with the feline friends, Barack replied "they are going to help me with my rat problem!" Our news team followed Obama to a nearby pet store where Obama bought "at least one thousand pounds of dry food and five hundred pounds of wet food," said Obama.

Barack, who admits to spending most of the day on Facebook, added "I am so happy to have all of these new friends. I've already got all of their names picked out."

Posted at 1:22PM on 05/7

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